Stor humor, politisk skarphed – og mindst et par fatwa’er værd. YAAFM om ‘The Muslims’ [via Filtrat].

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Hello, I’m Reginold, and this is YAAFM.

This week we take a look at the harbengers of hate, the sword welding sand people, the mad lovers of mohamed, the muslims.

After the attacks on America, Great Britain, Spain, and many other countries, people were told that these were done by “muslim extremists” and not the work of a mostly peaceful and respectful muslim religion.

Oh right. And Carmen Electra doesn’t take it up the pooper.

Saying muslims are not extremists is like saying christians aren’t annoying.

They take everything to the extreme, I mean do they have to drive ALL the taxi cabs, and own ALL the 7-11’s?

The latest in a long line of moronic activities by the muslim people is the protest of ten of thousands of these idiots all over the world, for… wait for it… cartoons.

Oh yes my dear friends. it seems the muslims don’t like it when people make fun of their god, Mohamed. Awww… someone is insulting your god? Welcome to the human race.

According to Muslim religion, one cannot even DRAW Mohamed, never mind drawing a cartoon of him.

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Mohammed: No one may make fun of me, ever! It is Muslim law! Now back to the show. I am just a tea pot, short and stout.

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The cartoons of Mohammed first appeared in a Danish paper in September, which got the muslim people all in a tissy. Satan knows why, I just love Danish pastries. First they cried about it, then they prayed about it, then they did what Muslim people do best… they started to destroy things.

Any excuse to fire guns, burn flags, stone people and firebomb embassies.

Some European newspapers reprinted the caricatures, prompting protests in Britain, Turkey, Lebanon, Syria, Pakistan, Indonesia, Malaysia, Iran, Iraq, and Palestinian areas. Plus, Aqmed who works the slurpie machine at a Shell station in Akron, Ohio, was said to be very upset as well.

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Muslim guy: Oh yes my friend, I am very, very upset. Kill all Jews. Would you like a hot dog with your slurpee?

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If you’ve been watching American television, you probably have not seen the cartoon which has so many muslim panties in a bunch. CNN won’t even show the cartoons “out of respect.” Right. pussies.

Hold on to your turbins kids, cause here it is… Oh my! That is outrageous! I’m so upset that I could kill a jew! Or at least kidnap and rape a white person.

“Yes, the Muslim people are so upset that they could shit a Jihad!”

Hamas legislator Jamila Shanty said, “No one can say a bad word about our prophet.”

No one? Hey Jamila… Mohamed can suck my big purple cock. How’s that sound to you? And just to be fair… Alah, Moses, Budha, and King tut can suck it too.

“not jesus though too much contact with leppers to let him near my love pump.”

Well, thank goodness the Americans believe in free speech. I mean, America must be backing Denmark on this one, right. Wrong.

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The State Department called the drawings ”offensive to the beliefs of Muslims” …

Amazingly enough, that’s the same phrase they used to describe pres. Bush”

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Bush: I just love the Muslim people. They have such cute saying. Aussie, Lassie, Lassie, Lake-um. What’s that Timmy? Lassie fell down the well? He-he-he-he.

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”Inciting religious or ethnic hatred in this manner is not acceptable,” State Department press officer Janelle Hironimus said.

Oh, I totally agree. I mean, imagine if JESUS was depicted in a bad light. How? Oh. I don’t know. Say a spoiled , self obsessed ego maniacal RAPPER, posed as Jesus. Well, there might be riots in the streets.

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Priest: You insulted jesus, now you’re gonna pay! Let’s burn down the Rolling Stone building, and let’s kill that Kanye West! Whoo-hooo!

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Or maybe not.

Maybe if jesus was depicted like this. Or this. or this, or this, or this, or this, or this, and so on. I guess those are just FINE to print. eh? I wonder why that is?

It might be because of a little thing called FREEDOM OF THE PRESS. CNN… you should look that one up. Or Maybe it’s because the Christains don’t carry big sticks, and even bigger dirty bombs.

Well, at least the biggest American newspapers MUST believe in freedom of the press, right? Wrong.

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New York Times said: “We find them offensive, and we certainly understand why Muslims would find these images offensive.”

Oh, you New York pansies. Afraid of another attack, are we? Can’t upset the muslims now, can we? What’s next New York Times? Are you going to cover all the faces of your women employees, or just fire them all. Can’t have the women folk in the work place you know… might upset the muslims.

Here’s the deal Muslims… When your people admitedly fly panes into US buildings, bomb Spanish trains, and blow up English buses and subways, the rest of the world gets to mock your spiritual leader. Sounds like an even trade to me. Don’t want any more cartoons? He’s an idea. Stop bombing shit.

Keep whining muslim people. As my daddy used to say, you keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about. Muslim people… you are fucking morons.

3 kommentarer »

1. how can i begin. we can never look at people around the world, as the exact same us, everyones different, different religions, different beliefs thatneed to be respected thats just basic..by drawing and reprinting the cartoons, they have gone the low road and gone the childish way to present there argument of free speech. i agree free speech is incredibly important, but so is respec. they couldv supported there argue without use of the cartoons..do they need that much attention? by showing the muslim world that we will talk to them when they come to us peacefully then we could really get the ball rolling. might i mention that was there first step a peaceful protest..the real terroists here are the danish newspaper writers.

   try to imagine it from a muslim point of view, when the only education you get is strictly religious, fighting back for your country is what comes naturally, stop pressing there buttons and apolgize not for producing the cartoons, or for not censoring, but for preessing there buttons and going too far

   -a canadian

   Kommentar af ab — fredag 17. februar 2006 @ 21:37

2. anyone know where the cartoons can actually be seen on the web?

   Kommentar af Leslie — lørdag 18. februar 2006 @ 05:10

3. You do write some bad words…but..any way, bad people use to say bad words…We still know how to deal with animals

   Kommentar af Anonym — lørdag 18. februar 2006 @ 13:00

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